Difference between revisions of "Thomas England"

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Thomas England is a batsman for the Hawaii Fridays. England 'as been a member of the team since Season 1.

Thomas is English on 'is mum's side (she emigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'as an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hank's Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.

Trivia

Thomas' preferred tiddleywink is Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
Thomas takes his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he has never been to the UK.
Thomas cries "For the Queen!" whenever he steps up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his bleedin' accent, it's unclear if he's saluting the queen of England or Queen Liliʻuokalani

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 Thomas England is a batsman for the [[Hawaii Fridays]]. England 'as been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
-Thomas is English on 'is mum's side (she emmigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'as an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hank's Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.
+Thomas is English on 'is mum's side (she emigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'as an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hank's Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.
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