Difference between revisions of "Thomas England"

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Thomas England is a batsman for the Hawaii Fridays. England 'as been a member of the team since Season 1.

Thomas is English on 'is mum's side, who immigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl, and Thomas on his da's side, who was born in Thomas, Oregon. He 'as an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hank's Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.

Trivia

Thomas' preferred tiddley win' is Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
Thomas takes his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he has never been to the UK.
Thomas cries "For the Queen!" whenever he steps up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his bleedin' accent, it's unclear if he's saluting the queen of England or Queen Liliʻuokalani

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-Thomas England is a batter for the [[Hawaii Fridays]]. England has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. He is English on his mother's side & Thomas on his fathers side who was born in Thomas, Oregon. He has an accent which has been described as kinda like Madonna's English accent & Tom Hank's Southern accent. They get points for trying.
+Thomas England is a batsman for the [[Hawaii Fridays]]. England 'as been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
+Thomas is English on 'is mum's side, who immigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl, and Thomas on his da's side, who was born in Thomas, Oregon. He 'as an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hank's Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.
+== Trivia ==
+* Thomas' preferred tiddley win' is Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
+* Thomas takes his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he has never been to the UK.
+* Thomas cries "For the Queen!" whenever he steps up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his bleedin' accent, it's unclear if he's saluting the queen of England or Queen Liliʻuokalani
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