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Revision as of 18:23, 13 August 2020

Thomas England is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. England has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

England currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Background

Thomas is English on 'is mum's side (she emigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'as an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hanks' Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.

Trivia

  • Thomas' preferred tiddleywink is Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
  • Thomas takes his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he has never been to the UK.
  • Thomas cries "For the Queen!" whenever he steps up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his accent, it's unclear if he's saluting the queen of England or Queen Liliʻuokalani

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