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Passon was incinerated on [[Season 3]] Day 6. They were replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]]. | Passon was incinerated on [[Season 3]] Day 6. They were replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]]. | ||
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Revision as of 00:30, 4 August 2020
Theodore Passon was a batter for the Miami Dalé.
Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way.
Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
Passon was incinerated on Season 3 Day 6. They were replaced by Sixpack Santiago.
