Tamara Crankit

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Tamara Crankit is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Crankit has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1. Crankit is known for attempting to steal third base.

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Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course, a literal baby.

No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."

Tamara's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Tamara's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.