Stu Trololol

Stu Trololol
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Alive
Batting	★½
Pitching	★★½
Defense	★★
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Circle of salt
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	68
Soulscream	AEEAAAEEAAAAHAEOAHAEOAIHAEEIHAEEIXIAOIXIAOIXIHAIOIHAIOIEAIIXEAIIXEAIAAIAIAAIAXUAUOXUAUOX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them , he/him
Nickname(s)	"The Wet Bandit", "Stealin' Stu"
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Stu Trololol is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been part of the team since Season One.

Official League Records

During Season 2, Trololol gained league-wide notoriety for a propensity to steal fourth base in big-game moments. In the first instance of Stu Stealing Home, the Day 26 game against the Hawaii Fridays, Trololol stealing home in the bottom of the 14th inning resulted in Fridays being shamed. In the game against the New York Millennials on Day 71 of Season 2, Trololol stole home at the bottom of the 8th inning, securing a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

One day Stu showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with someone else's blaseball rod and wouldn't leave. General Manager and star pitcher Cornelius Games was smitten by his go-getter attitude towards blatsmanship and petty larceny, and moved to have him immediately added to the roster. After discussion with the Umpires and the The Commissioner, Stu was covered in the requisite amount of goat blood and inducted into the league.

Stu is the sibling of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Axel Trololol (formerly Kansas City Breath Mints). When the two find themselves on the same field, major natural disasters are reported within 150 miles of the stadium.

Stu is also known as the Wet Bandit, for his tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits he is often successful, and is only occasionally foiled by a small child.

Stu specializes in stealing clown shoes.

A long-time sufferer of performance anxiety, Stu struggles to bat successfully when watched. Out of respect, blaseball fans shut their eyes in his presence, allowing him to bat free from worry and shame. This has the helpful side-effect of making it easier for him to steal shoes.

Season 4 Feedback Swaps

When asked to comment on the changes to his team caused by Season Four's Feedback, Stu had this to say in an interview:

"I can't, I just- I can't. I'm not OK. I try to pretend like I'm OK but I'm not. I just- *sigh*... I can't choose my relatives but when I chose the Shoe Thieves they became like the family I chose. Ren, Workman, Doyle, they're gone and this team is in tatters. We try so hard to make sure that the new teams members are welcomed, that they're OK. But nobody has checked if I'm OK. I'm not-"

Stu glanced to the bleachers like he was thinking of making a run for some kind of freedom.

"Blaseball is all the time. It's constant. And I don't stop, I can't, that's not how it works. But this pressure building up inside of me, it's my soul. My soul is screaming and it's being amplified by the stadium, bouncing back onto me. It's louder and more vicious and I feel like I'm drowning in the feedback."

His final words echoed around the Choux Stadium's empty stands, prompting the interviewing reporter to look up around them. When they looked back down, Stu was gone and the reporter's loafers were missing.