Difference between revisions of "Stu Trololol"
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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=★|pronouns=they/them , he/him|status=Intact, Alive|nickname="The Wet Bandit", "Stealin' Stu"}} | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|rating=★|pronouns=they/them , he/him|status=Intact, Alive|nickname="The Wet Bandit", "Stealin' Stu"}} | ||
| − | Stu Trololol is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. One day Stu showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with | + | Stu Trololol is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. One day Stu showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with someone else's blaseball rod and wouldn't leave. General Manager and star pitcher [[Cornelius Games]] was smitten by his go-getter attitude towards blatsmanship and petty larceny, and moved to have him immediately added to the roster. After discussion with the [[Umpire|Umpires]] and the [[The Commissioner]], Stu was covered in the requisite amount of goat blood and inducted into the league. |
| − | Stu is the sibling of [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] pitcher [[Axel Trololol]]. | + | Stu is the sibling of [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] pitcher [[Axel Trololol]]. When the two find themselves on the same field, major natural disasters are reported within 150 miles of the stadium. |
Stu is also known as the Wet Bandit, for his tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits he is often successful, and is only occasionally foiled by a small child. | Stu is also known as the Wet Bandit, for his tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits he is often successful, and is only occasionally foiled by a small child. | ||
Revision as of 22:52, 2 August 2020
Stu Trololol is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. One day Stu showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with someone else's blaseball rod and wouldn't leave. General Manager and star pitcher Cornelius Games was smitten by his go-getter attitude towards blatsmanship and petty larceny, and moved to have him immediately added to the roster. After discussion with the Umpires and the The Commissioner, Stu was covered in the requisite amount of goat blood and inducted into the league.
Stu is the sibling of Kansas City Breath Mints pitcher Axel Trololol. When the two find themselves on the same field, major natural disasters are reported within 150 miles of the stadium.
Stu is also known as the Wet Bandit, for his tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits he is often successful, and is only occasionally foiled by a small child.
Stu Stole Home
In the bottom of the 14th inning of game 26 in season 2, Stu Trololol caused Shame for the Hawaii Fridays when they stole fourth base (incorrectly notated as home) to score the winning run. Many blaseball experts consider this to be the greatest game of blaseball of all time.
