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Spears Taylor is a short stop for the [[Philly Pies]]. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at [[Bees Kneesos]], or the time they made the news for clipping [[Eli Rank]] with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!
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'''Spears Taylor''' is a lineup player for the [[Philly Pies]]. Taylor has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Taylor is known for anti-capitalism.
 
 
Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player [[Kennedy Cena]], being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.
 
 
 
===Peanut Allergy===
 
On day 98 of season 3, Spears swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction, lowering their rating from ★★½ to ★.
 
 
 
  
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==Official League Records==
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On [Season 3], Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★.
  
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==Polearm Incidents==
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Spears Taylor is a short stop for the [[Philly Pies]]. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at [[Bees Kneesos]], or the time they made the news for clipping [[Eli Rank]] with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!
  
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==Singing Voice==
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Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player [[Kennedy Cena]], being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.
  
 
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Revision as of 00:30, 9 August 2020

Spears Taylor is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 1. Taylor is known for anti-capitalism.

Official League Records

On [Season 3], Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Polearm Incidents

Spears Taylor is a short stop for the Philly Pies. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at Bees Kneesos, or the time they made the news for clipping Eli Rank with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!

Singing Voice

Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player Kennedy Cena, being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.