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Spears Taylor is a short stop for the [[Philly Pies]]. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at [[Bees Kneesos]], or the time they made the news for clipping [[Eli Rank]] with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases! | Spears Taylor is a short stop for the [[Philly Pies]]. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at [[Bees Kneesos]], or the time they made the news for clipping [[Eli Rank]] with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases! | ||
Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player [[Kennedy Cena]], being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing. | Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player [[Kennedy Cena]], being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing. | ||
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| + | ===Peanut Allergy=== | ||
| + | On day 98 of season 3, Spears swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction, lowering their rating from ★★½ to ★. | ||
Revision as of 03:25, 8 August 2020
Spears Taylor is a short stop for the Philly Pies. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at Bees Kneesos, or the time they made the news for clipping Eli Rank with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!
Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player Kennedy Cena, being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.
Peanut Allergy
On day 98 of season 3, Spears swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction, lowering their rating from ★★½ to ★.
