Difference between revisions of "Sosa Hayes"
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| − | The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered | + | The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat. |
A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never." | A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never." | ||
Revision as of 01:00, 2 August 2020
Sosa Hayes is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
Controversies
The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."
When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri has stated that he considers the matter closed.
