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Sosa Hayes is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
 
Sosa Hayes is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
  
Contrary to scurrilous rumors, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.  He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions.  Just look at how well the trench coat fits. 
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He would never steal all three bases at once.
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== Controversies ==
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The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered asssurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.  
  
Never.
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A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions.  Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never.
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When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] has stated that he considers the matter closed. 
  
 
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Revision as of 00:57, 2 August 2020


Sosa Hayes is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.


Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered asssurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri has stated that he considers the matter closed.