Simon Haley

Simon Haley is a hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Haley replaced Trevino Merrit after Merrit's incineration during Season Two.

Official League Records

During Season 3, Haley consumed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. Haley's hitting rank dropped from two and a half stars to one star.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merrit's place after they displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as their predecessor had.

Nicknames

The Comet

Achievements

Simon was voted IBL Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of season 2. They are the first player to receive this award.