Difference between revisions of "Simon Haley"

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Simon Haley is a hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Haley replaced Trevino Merrit after Merrit's incineration during Season Two.

Official League Records

During Season 3, Haley consumed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. Haley's hitting rank dropped from two and a half stars to one star.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merrit's place after they displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as their predecessor had.

Nicknames

The Comet

Achievements

Simon was voted IBL Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of season 2. They are the first player to receive this award.

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-{{Player|team=[[Canada Moist Talkers]]|rating=★★½|status=Intact, Alive|pronouns=Any}}
+{{Player|team=[[Canada Moist Talkers]]|rating=★|status=Alive|pronouns=Any}}Simon Haley is a hitter for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Haley replaced [[Trevino Merritt|Trevino Merrit]] after Merrit's [[incineration]] during [[Season Two]].
-Simon Haley is a player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. They came down to us from on high very shortly after [[Trevino Merritt]] passed away, and was subsequently recruited into Merritt's spot after they displayed a lot of the same hitting, fielding, and killer instinct that Merritt displayed in their time with us.
+== Official League Records ==
+During Season 3, Haley consumed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. Haley's hitting rank dropped from two and a half stars to one star.
+<br />{{Community Lore}}
+Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merrit's place after they displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as their predecessor had.
+<br />
 ==Nicknames==
 *The Comet