Sebastian Woodman
Sebastian Woodman is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. No, it is not Sebastian Townsend. Yes, that moustache is real. No, you can't touch it. Please stop asking.
Upon former player Sebastian Townsend's incineration, the Shoe Thieves felled a mighty cypress tree, constructing an effigy in their honor. This was primarily accomplished through Esme Ramsey gnawing out a rough likeness with their teeth. After several teammates reported seeing the shifting, tortured face of Sebastian Townsend appearing on the effigy, the Shoe Thieves printed out a medium quality .jpg of Sebastian Townsend, taping it over. Cornelius Games commented, "That takes care of that." Shortly thereafter, a prank set of Groucho Marx glasses were added over the image by an unknown teammate.
This effigy has also displayed quite the knack for playing blaseball.
Sebastian Woodman's presence is reportedly a noticeable morale booster for the Shoe Thieves. Teammates of Woodman comment frequently about how much they love its jokes, such as, "It's me, Sebastian. It's really me. Help me," and, "I have been pulled from my eternal slumber to toil endlessly in the blaseball fields, this is my everlasting curse." Loud waves of laughter are often heard from the dlugout following such jokes.
Status as a Fashion Icon
Woodman is widely considered to be one of blaseball's most fashionable players, with its distinctive mustache and glasses causing a sensation in the Blaseball world, leading to a variety of appearances in magazines such as Splorts Illlustrated and Nonbinary Hunks With Vision Impairments Monthly.
