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| − | Sebastian Telephone is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Telephone has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]]. | + | '''Sebastian Telephone''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Telephone has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]]. |
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Revision as of 19:22, 8 August 2020
Sebastian Telephone is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Telephone has been with the Steaks since Season 1.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Like his sister Jessica Telephone, he sprang fully-formed from a payphone a few years ago. Unlike his sister, his synchronous quantum waveform has not yet corporeally incarnated. Some fans have speculated that his dependence on Jessica for interacting with the physical world started to hinder his play once she was stolen by the Philly Pies, but Sebastian insists he is "really, totally fine" and his vendetta against the Pies is for unrelated reasons.
Sebastian Telephone may not be the strongest batter in the league, and can only sometimes hold a bat, but his raw energy and enthusiasm make up for it.
