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{{Player|title1=Sandford Garner|team=[[San Francisco Lovers]]|rating=★|status=Intact, Alive|pronouns=He/Him|position=Pitcher|partners=[[Knight Urlacher]]|nickname=The Sandman|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}} | {{Player|title1=Sandford Garner|team=[[San Francisco Lovers]]|rating=★|status=Intact, Alive|pronouns=He/Him|position=Pitcher|partners=[[Knight Urlacher]]|nickname=The Sandman|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}} | ||
− | '''Sandford | + | '''Sandford Garner''' is a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] who joined the team Day 5 of Season 3 following the incineration of [[Paul Barnes]]. |
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+ | == Official League Records == | ||
+ | Garner currently has no notable events in the official record books | ||
+ | == History == | ||
+ | {{Community Lore}} | ||
Sandford is an incredibly handsome man in his mid-thirties with brown hair, marked by distinquished streaks of grey. He attended ''Ye Olde' San Francisco Law School'' in the [[San Francisco#The Royal Kingdom of San Francisco|Royal Kingdom of San Francisco]]. Upon earning his law degree and passing the BAR, he relocated to [[San Francisco#The%20Romantic%20Collaborative%20of%20San%20Francisco|The Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco]] where he met his partner [[Knight Urlacher]]. When not playing [[Blaseball]] he works as a solicitor for ''Garner, Garner, Garner and Garner.'' A law firm he established with his three identical twins. | Sandford is an incredibly handsome man in his mid-thirties with brown hair, marked by distinquished streaks of grey. He attended ''Ye Olde' San Francisco Law School'' in the [[San Francisco#The Royal Kingdom of San Francisco|Royal Kingdom of San Francisco]]. Upon earning his law degree and passing the BAR, he relocated to [[San Francisco#The%20Romantic%20Collaborative%20of%20San%20Francisco|The Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco]] where he met his partner [[Knight Urlacher]]. When not playing [[Blaseball]] he works as a solicitor for ''Garner, Garner, Garner and Garner.'' A law firm he established with his three identical twins. | ||
Revision as of 23:54, 12 August 2020
Sandford Garner is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers who joined the team Day 5 of Season 3 following the incineration of Paul Barnes.
Official League Records
Garner currently has no notable events in the official record books
History
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Sandford is an incredibly handsome man in his mid-thirties with brown hair, marked by distinquished streaks of grey. He attended Ye Olde' San Francisco Law School in the Royal Kingdom of San Francisco. Upon earning his law degree and passing the BAR, he relocated to The Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco where he met his partner Knight Urlacher. When not playing Blaseball he works as a solicitor for Garner, Garner, Garner and Garner. A law firm he established with his three identical twins.
It is reported that early in his Blaseball try-outs Sandford kept distracting the local umpires with his extremely good looks. He made the team despite his incredible lack of Blaseball skills, largely because everyone liked looking at him so much. He was so attractive that other players would frequently inform him of his appearance in their dreams. This event was so common that it earned him the nickname 'The Sandman'. When Sandford steps up to pitch Lovers fans can often be heard chanting "MISTER SANDMAN, MAN ME A SAND!"