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| − | '''The PolyHedron''' is the home stadium for [[San Francisco Lovers|The San Francisco Lovers]]. | + | '''The PolyHedron''' is the home stadium for [[San Francisco Lovers|The San Francisco Lovers]]. While this might be its most famed function, it is primarily a community center and garden to help support community members and educate them on their new independent [[San Francisco]]. It also has a poppin' Neo Disco Club suspended over the field. |
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| + | ==Location & History== | ||
| + | The PolyHedron is located at the geographical center of the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco. This is a direct result of the PolyHedron actually being [[Theo King]] and [[Knight Urlacher]]'s old apartment building, transformed when the Lovers came under new sponsorship. Prior to this, the site of all the Lovers' games and practices was actually just the parking lot of a nearby abandoned ████<ref>All historians have been able to recover from the sprawling complex are trays of ancient meatballs that appear to still be fit for consumption; packages of DIY wooden furniture; and several giant blue plastic letters K, A, I, and E littered across the property. They suspect that these letters, when assembled in the correct order and uttered aloud, will summon the end of Blaseball forever.</ref> with a <s>poorly-drawn</s><ref name=":0">King tried his best, alright? Don't hate.</ref> chalk shape in it, slightly resembling a Blaseball quadrilateral from a distance. | ||
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| + | Upon Theo King's abdication of the throne and the formation of the Collaborative, he initially only claimed his apartment as sovereign territory. Knight Urlacher had to convince King to extend his claim, stating "I don't want to have to cross customs two ways to pick up Subway, bro." In the face of this indisputable reasoning, the Romantic Collaborative expanded to include all the area within a 20-block radius. None of the inhabitants of these city blocks seemed to mind the sudden political shift, with most people questioned on the matter saying, "Oh, wait, you're telling me [[Theo King|the Big O]] owns this block now? Nice, good for him. He needs a win." | ||
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| + | Notably, no one actually observed the creation of the PolyHedron. Everyone living in the Collaborative was invited for a Chill Hang Sesh (CHS) at King's place to celebrate the arrival of [[Percival Wheeler]] directly into Knight's bowl of oatmeal. As happens with every CHS, King passed an <s>unbelievably shitty</s><ref name=":0" /> organic, self-made strain of psychedelic mushroom around, and everyone got insanely high for the next 48 hours. The partygoers came down, the new PolyHedron had consumed half of the entire Collaborative, and business cards that said "Thank you for choosing The Feeling of Seeing Your Partner Again After Having Not Seen Them For a While!" littered the floor. | ||
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| + | == Significant Features == | ||
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| + | === Residential Areas === | ||
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| + | === Communal Garden === | ||
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| + | === Blaseball Arena === | ||
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| + | === Neo-Disco Club === | ||
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| + | == References == | ||
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Revision as of 11:09, 8 August 2020
The PolyHedron is the home stadium for The San Francisco Lovers. While this might be its most famed function, it is primarily a community center and garden to help support community members and educate them on their new independent San Francisco. It also has a poppin' Neo Disco Club suspended over the field.
Location & History
The PolyHedron is located at the geographical center of the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco. This is a direct result of the PolyHedron actually being Theo King and Knight Urlacher's old apartment building, transformed when the Lovers came under new sponsorship. Prior to this, the site of all the Lovers' games and practices was actually just the parking lot of a nearby abandoned ████[1] with a poorly-drawn[2] chalk shape in it, slightly resembling a Blaseball quadrilateral from a distance.
Upon Theo King's abdication of the throne and the formation of the Collaborative, he initially only claimed his apartment as sovereign territory. Knight Urlacher had to convince King to extend his claim, stating "I don't want to have to cross customs two ways to pick up Subway, bro." In the face of this indisputable reasoning, the Romantic Collaborative expanded to include all the area within a 20-block radius. None of the inhabitants of these city blocks seemed to mind the sudden political shift, with most people questioned on the matter saying, "Oh, wait, you're telling me the Big O owns this block now? Nice, good for him. He needs a win."
Notably, no one actually observed the creation of the PolyHedron. Everyone living in the Collaborative was invited for a Chill Hang Sesh (CHS) at King's place to celebrate the arrival of Percival Wheeler directly into Knight's bowl of oatmeal. As happens with every CHS, King passed an unbelievably shitty[2] organic, self-made strain of psychedelic mushroom around, and everyone got insanely high for the next 48 hours. The partygoers came down, the new PolyHedron had consumed half of the entire Collaborative, and business cards that said "Thank you for choosing The Feeling of Seeing Your Partner Again After Having Not Seen Them For a While!" littered the floor.
Significant Features
Residential Areas
Communal Garden
Blaseball Arena
Neo-Disco Club
References
- ↑ All historians have been able to recover from the sprawling complex are trays of ancient meatballs that appear to still be fit for consumption; packages of DIY wooden furniture; and several giant blue plastic letters K, A, I, and E littered across the property. They suspect that these letters, when assembled in the correct order and uttered aloud, will summon the end of Blaseball forever.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 King tried his best, alright? Don't hate.
