San Francisco

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San Francisco is a country located on the western border of Amlerica. It is divided into two main territories, the Royal Kingdom of San Francisco and the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco.

History

The Before times

Not much is known about the former state San Francisco. Historians believe that it may have been pretty rad, but have deemed it unwise to confirm this without futher study.

The Royal Kingdom of San Francisco

While historically part of Amlerica, San Francisco was granted it's independance in XX54 after a local rennaisance fair got out of hand, spreading across the former state and causing a rapid shift in local governing. Queen King I was the first monarch to sit on the throne of San Francisco, and ruled graciously until XX85 when they tragically lost their life in a jlousting accident. It is speculated but not known for certain if this is the reason there are no horses in blaseball.[1]

Queen was succeeded by Theo King, currently a member of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team. Theo took the throne early in life, and while subjects polled at the time generally agreed that he was doing his best, he found himself struggling. Knight Urlacher, whose title is unrelated to San Francisco, quickly became a fast friend and confidant after returning from his now famous trip. However, even with Knight's help, Theo's reign was not to last.

The Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco

As modern living became more difficult for subjects of San Francisco as more people began stubbornly refusing to acknowledge anything that was deemed "period inappropriate", more and more people became disollusioned with feudal living. One such person was current monarch Theo King, who had heard both wonderous and horrific tales of the Hellmouth from Knight Urlacher as they reportedly grew from 'close friends' to 'just very good friends'.

In a move that shocked town criers all over the country, Theo abdicated the throne in XX89, eloping with Knight Urlacher to help establish the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco - a territory built upon horizontal heirarchy, good communication and equitable sofa blankets for all who desired them. It is important to note that there is no war in blaseball[2], and the territory was ceded to the collaborative due to Knight's excellent grasp of boundaries.


Geography

It's pretty neat.

Splorts

San Francisco is home to the San Francisco Lovers, a blaseball team currently based out of The PolyHedron who participate in the Internet Blaseball League.

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