San Francisco
San Francisco is a country located on the western border of Amlerica. It is divided into two main territories, the Royal Kingdom of San Francisco and the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco.
History
The Before times
Not much is known about the former state San Francisco. Historians believe that it may have been pretty rad, but have deemed it unwise to confirm this without further study.
The Royal Kingdom of San Francisco
While historically part of Amlerica, San Francisco was granted it's independence in XX54 after a local renaissance fair got out of hand, spreading across the former state and causing a rapid shift in local governing. Queen King I was the first monarch to sit on the throne of San Francisco, and ruled graciously until XX85 when they tragically lost their life in a jlousting accident. It is speculated but not known for certain if this is the reason there are no horses in blaseball.[1]
Queen was succeeded by Theo King, currently a member of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team. Theo took the throne early in life, and while subjects polled at the time generally agreed that he was doing his best, he found himself struggling. Knight Urlacher, whose title is unrelated to San Francisco, quickly became a fast friend and confidant after returning from his now famous trip. However, even with Knight's help, Theo's reign was not to last.
The Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco
As modern living became more difficult for subjects of San Francisco as more people began stubbornly refusing to acknowledge anything that was deemed "period inappropriate", more and more people became disillusioned with feudal living. One such person was current monarch Theo King, who had heard both wondrous and horrific tales of the Hellmouth from Knight Urlacher as they reportedly grew from 'close friends' to 'just very good friends'.
In a move that shocked town criers all over the country, Theo abdicated the throne in XX89, eloping with Knight Urlacher to help establish the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco - a territory built upon horizontal hierarchy, good communication and equitable sofa blankets for all who desired them. It is important to note that there is no war in blaseball[citation needed], and the territory was ceded to the collaborative due to Knight's excellent grasp of boundaries.
Geography
It's pretty neat.
Splorts
San Francisco is home to the San Francisco Lovers, a blaseball team currently based out of The PolyHedron who participate in the Internet Blaseball League.
Public Transit
The main form of public transportation in the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco is the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco Infinite Trolleybus Stream, usually referred to by locals as the "BART". It consists of an infinite stream of trolleybuses which passengers can join and leave at will, regardless of the trolleybuses' speed, and will always end up where they need to be without needing to make any use of timetables, destination boards, etc. It is worth noting that while passengers may not always end up where they wanted to be, they will always end up where they needed to be.
