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| − | Sam Solis | + | Sam Solis was actually "Sam" and "Solis", a unique pitching duo for the [[Hawaii Fridays]]. They have been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].{{Player|team=[[Hawaii Fridays]]|status=Inactive, Incinerated|rating=★★½|image1=Samsolisseason3.png}} |
| − | Coming to the mound together, they | + | Coming to the mound together, they avoided the rules against having too many players on the field by pitching each other instead of just the ball (thus having the second pitcher always in the air and never actually touching the field). They do not have any known last names. They often finished each others' sentences and are rarely seen apart. |
Fan theories abound about Sam and Solis. Some think Sam and Solis are fraternal twins. Others think Sam and Solis are actually the same person from different segments of the eternal island time caused by Our Lady of Perpetual Friday. When asked about their relationship, Sam said "Hey, can't you just..." and Solis said "...chill with that?" Notably, Solis was in a different room at the time. | Fan theories abound about Sam and Solis. Some think Sam and Solis are fraternal twins. Others think Sam and Solis are actually the same person from different segments of the eternal island time caused by Our Lady of Perpetual Friday. When asked about their relationship, Sam said "Hey, can't you just..." and Solis said "...chill with that?" Notably, Solis was in a different room at the time. | ||
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== Retirement == | == Retirement == | ||
| − | Sam and Solis were incinerated by a rogue umpire on | + | Sam and Solis were [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a rogue umpire on Season 3 Day 67 in a game against the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Unforuntately, Solis accidentally let a pinky toe touch the ground and they were called for too many players on the field. Solis was incinerated, and inexplicably, Sam was incinerated simultaneously despite being in two different locations. |
| − | The league has deemed Solis' passing "natural causes." [1] | + | The league has deemed Solis' passing "natural causes." [1] They were replaced in the Fridays' rotation by [[Evelton McBlase]]. |
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Revision as of 15:39, 6 August 2020
Sam Solis was actually "Sam" and "Solis", a unique pitching duo for the Hawaii Fridays. They have been a member of the team since Season 1.
Coming to the mound together, they avoided the rules against having too many players on the field by pitching each other instead of just the ball (thus having the second pitcher always in the air and never actually touching the field). They do not have any known last names. They often finished each others' sentences and are rarely seen apart.
Fan theories abound about Sam and Solis. Some think Sam and Solis are fraternal twins. Others think Sam and Solis are actually the same person from different segments of the eternal island time caused by Our Lady of Perpetual Friday. When asked about their relationship, Sam said "Hey, can't you just..." and Solis said "...chill with that?" Notably, Solis was in a different room at the time.
Retirement
Sam and Solis were incinerated by a rogue umpire on Season 3 Day 67 in a game against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Unforuntately, Solis accidentally let a pinky toe touch the ground and they were called for too many players on the field. Solis was incinerated, and inexplicably, Sam was incinerated simultaneously despite being in two different locations.
The league has deemed Solis' passing "natural causes." [1] They were replaced in the Fridays' rotation by Evelton McBlase.
