Rivers Rosa

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Rivers Rosa is a batter for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Rosa does not have any notable events on record.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

On Day 54 of the second ILB season, in a post-game interview following Los Angeles Tacos @ Chicago Firefighters, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me."

A mangled photograph of Spies player Son Scotch is hung inside her locker, and Rivers is often seen staring malevolently at it in the moments before a game.

Every year, the team dyes Rivers green in honor of the Firefighters. Why the color green is used is unknown.

Rosa is considered a trans icon and a State fielder.

Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 331.

Fan Art

Rivers Rosa is from Chicago