Richmond Harrison

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Richmond Harrison is a batter for the Canada Moist Talkers. He is most famous for his contribution to the record-setting 96th game of Blaseball's second season, hitting one of two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning (alongside Hobbs Cain). 13 runs were scored during the inning, leading to a final score of 18-3 and securing a spot in the playoffs.


Physical Appearance

Many were surprised to see Harrison back on the pitch for a second season after a close encounter with THE MAW in season one, which resulted in the loss of his right arm. However, his return saw him on the plate with both arms intact. In addition, reports say that he increased in size dramatically between seasons, adding a full six inches to his height. This trend has continued as of the beginning of season three, seeing Harrison standing a towering 6 feet 9 inches tall. Fans in the stands have reported witnessing him consuming vast amounts of what appear to be salmon pellets and brine shrimp. It is rumored that rather than hair, Harrison is in possession of feathered filaments sprouting from his pale pink skull, a rumor supported by a blurry photograph that appears to show a helmetless Harrison emerging from the Canadian floodwaters near Gleek Arena.

Trivia

• Harrison does not speak, instead communicating in burbles or warbles, much akin to the audio of the video attached. No recordings of his vocalizations have been yet attained, as he is known to attack audio/video equipment, particularly if he can see his reflection in the lens (as such, mirrors are forbidden in Gleek Arena, and bringing one into the stadium is considered an act of sabotage).