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Revision as of 17:23, 3 August 2020
Rhys Trombone is a Four-Star Batter[1] for the Hellmouth Sunbeams and the sibling of Betsy Trombone. They are currently the highest-rated player on the team, an achievement often attributed to their funky fresh hits and bunts. Formerly an obscure jazz musician, they were acquired by the Sunbeams after they were sucked into the Hellmouth during the opening of the Forbidden Book. While unsuccessful in their former career, Trombone has become a popular member of the Sunbeams due to their skill with their brass-instrument-turned-Blaseball-rod BRASS INVICTUS, SOUL OF FUNK.
It should be noted that Rhys Trombone absolutely does not, and never, ever has, played the trombone.
Discography
- Lonely (1923)
- darkmoonlightbrightness (2002)
- IN THE TIME OF HELLMOUTH AND OTHER DISASTROUS EVENTS: PARTICULARLY THE TIME I SPILLED MY ICED COFFEE EVERYWHERE AND IT EVAPORATED DUE TO THE HEAT WHERE I AM, WHICH IS IN HELL (2020)
