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{{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive|pronouns=she/her|species=unknown humanoid}} | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Intact, Alive|pronouns=she/her|species=unknown humanoid}} | ||
| − | Ren Hunter is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref>Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incinceration. | + | Ren Hunter is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref> Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incinceration. |
'''You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.''' | '''You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.''' | ||
Revision as of 01:43, 30 July 2020
Ren Hunter is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"[1] Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.[2] It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by incineration, but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incinceration.
You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.
