Difference between revisions of "Randy Dennis"

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Randy Dennis is a batter for the Miami Dalé.

Dennis is a Florida manatee (Trichechus manatus latirostris) who loved blaseball from a young age, playing 3rd Blase at the statewide competitive level throughout middle and high school. One day when the Miami Dalé were having a post-game beach party, Caleb Novak was thrown from their airboat during a race with Raúl Leal and was briefly knocked unconscious (Novak later described the experience as "mad dope"). Dennis, who had been grazing in Biscayne Bay, saw the accident happen and helped Caleb to the surface, saving his life. Dennis was immediately inducted into the team via the customary underwater keg stand. Given their blaseball background, Dennis is actually a completely satisfactory addition to the team despite their unorthodox recruitment.

Dennis is very active in the local community, organizing philanthropic activities for the team as well as mentoring youth in both splorts and community theater. They sponsor the annual Tees for Tots event, which brings together the manatee community to fund a no-cost tee-blall league for marginalized children. In past years they have not made commemorative shirts for the event. "I don't want people to get confused about what we're here to do," Dennis said in response to the suggestion.

Dennis is vegan and a member of the First United Methodist Church of Miami.

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 {{Player|team=[[Miami Dalé]]|status=Alive, Intact|rating=★★★}}
 Randy Dennis is a batter for the [[Miami Dalé]].
+Dennis is a Florida manatee (''Trichechus manatus latirostris'') who loved blaseball from a young age, playing 3rd Blase at the statewide competitive level throughout middle and high school. One day when the [[Miami Dalé]] were having a post-game beach party, Caleb Novak was thrown from their airboat during a race with Raúl Leal and was briefly knocked unconscious (Novak later described the experience as "mad dope"). Dennis, who had been grazing in Biscayne Bay, saw the accident happen and helped Caleb to the surface, saving his life. Dennis was immediately inducted into the team via the customary underwater keg stand. Given their blaseball background, Dennis is actually a completely satisfactory addition to the team despite their unorthodox recruitment.
+Dennis is very active in the local community, organizing philanthropic activities for the team as well as mentoring youth in both splorts and community theater. They sponsor the annual Tees for Tots event, which brings together the manatee community to fund a no-cost tee-blall league for marginalized children. In past years they have not made commemorative shirts for the event. "I don't want people to get confused about what we're here to do," Dennis said in response to the suggestion.
+Dennis is vegan and a member of the First United Methodist Church of Miami.
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