Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-You
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You are Randall Marijuana's cat. Randall is uncertain exactly what pedigree you are, but suspects you to be at least partly Ragdoll. You know exactly what you are, and what you are is 100% cat. You enjoy living with Randall, and like to take long walks around the Hellmouth, feeling the hot sun on your fur and the fires of hell on your well-baked toe beans. Randall is uncertain of how long he has owned you, or how he acquired you, but you are certain of everything.
