Paula Turnip
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Paula Turnip is a player for the Hades Tigers. She replaced Landry Violence after his incineration.
Paula was Landry Violence's final vessel. After a Rogue Umpire ejected and incinerated Landry, Paula picked up his bat and took his place. She found she had been imbued with superhuman blaseball skills, as the Violence lives on in her.
Prior to her possession/blaseball career she could be found on various islands peddling her eponymous turnips. It is thought her underworld connections have something to do with her ability to travel from island to island more quickly than seems possible. This can sometimes create the illusion of being in multiple places at once.{
