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| − | Paula Turnip is a bog dryad and a businesswoman. Before her possession and eventual conscription into Blaseball, she could be found on various islands peddling her eponymous turnips. These days she continues this business, but only on the off-season and only under a pseudonym. It is thought her underworld connections have something to do with her ability to seemingly appear on multiple islands at once. | + | Paula Turnip is a bog dryad and a businesswoman. Before her possession and eventual conscription into Blaseball, she could be found on various islands peddling her eponymous turnips and seducing women. These days she continues this business, but only on the off-season and only under a pseudonym. It is thought her underworld connections have something to do with her ability to seemingly appear on multiple islands at once. Since her addition, the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] have had an increase in viewership because of all the support her girlfriends give her. |
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Revision as of 02:12, 9 August 2020
Paula Turnip is a batter for the Hades Tigers. Turnip joined the league on Season 3 Day 110 during game 2 of the Internet League Championship, when Landry Violence was incinerated.
Official League Records
Turnip currently has no notable events in the official record books.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Early Life
Paula Turnip is a bog dryad and a businesswoman. Before her possession and eventual conscription into Blaseball, she could be found on various islands peddling her eponymous turnips and seducing women. These days she continues this business, but only on the off-season and only under a pseudonym. It is thought her underworld connections have something to do with her ability to seemingly appear on multiple islands at once. Since her addition, the Tigers have had an increase in viewership because of all the support her girlfriends give her.
Recruitment into the Tigers
After walking into the field at the beginning of Game 2 in the finals of Season 3, she became the final host for Landry Violence before his tragic incineration, during which Landry sacrificed himself to save her life. In that moment, she says, the energy of Violence flowed through her. She vowed to take revenge for Landry, and took up his bat. In her first appearance she was caught stealing third, proving to the rest of the team that she really was a Tiger, and they accepted her with open arms.
The fire of incineration seared a braise of Landry's iconic patch into her back, and she wears it as a badge of honor in her quest to carry on the work of Violence. The brand smolders eternally, without spreading or causing her any pain, illuminating an equally-fiery conviction in her eyes.
