Paul Barnes
Paul Barnes is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers and has been active for the team since Season 1.
Paul originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Paul moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Urlacher.
Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. While Paul continues to insist that he is not interested in running a farm, he takes his responsibility to his livestock seriously. Since being granted the farmland and responsibilities he is now rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken - including when pitching for the team.
On Season 3, Day 5 during the second of three games against The Dallas Steaks a Rogue Umpire incinerated Paul. He was replaced by Sandford Garner.
Notable Events
- At the end of Season 2 Paul Barnes was blessed by performance enhancing demons, moving his star rating from ★ to ★½.
