Parker Parra/IF-121.90
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In Literature
Parker Parra is subject of a poem by Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper called "Ramblin' Dave":
Queen Circe was a mighty witch
And sirens wrecked many a ship,
But none of these are dangerous,
Like Parker Parra when they strip.
I speak, of course, of Ramblin’ Dave:
An accidental tragic day,
He spotted Parker, dressed in jeans,
The sight did send his mind astray.
So Dave was given honored seats
And kept in chains, for that is best,
He rants and raves through every game
And watches Parra—always dressed.
