Parker MacMillan III
The Commissioner (also known as Parker MacMillan III) is the presumptive authority of Internet League Blaseball. Very little is known about The Commissioner, though a majority of their fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.
The Commissioner communicates exclusively through their Twitter account. In the bio, they previously claimed to be "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." Following the end of The Discipline Era and the appearance of the Boss, The Commissioner received a promotion to "Chief Executive Officer Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III" in line with the restructuring of Internet League Blaseball in Season 11.
The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job.
The Commissioner is doing a great job.
The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. They live in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ they are DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞
