Difference between revisions of "Parker MacMillan III"

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Parker MacMillan III was the first Commissioner of Internet League Blaseball. Very little is known about MacMillan III, though a majority of their fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.

MacMillan III communicated exclusively through their Twitter account. In the bio, they previously claimed to be "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." Following the end of The Discipline Era and the appearance of the Boss, The Commissioner received a promotion to "Chief Executive Officer Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III" in line with the restructuring of Internet League Blaseball in Season β11.

During the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III trial, MacMillan III was incinerated by Umpire Sunman in a tragic accident. MacMillan III was replaced in the role of Commissioner by Parker MacMillan IIII.

The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job.

The Commissioner is doing a great job.

The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. They live in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ they are DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞

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-<big>'''The Blaseball Commissioner''' is doing a great job.</big> {{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner.
+{{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=He/Him|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}
+'''Parker MacMillan III''' was the first [[The Commissioner|Commissioner]] of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. Very little is known about MacMillan III, though a majority of their fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.
+MacMillan III communicated exclusively through [https://twitter.com/blaseball their Twitter account]. In the bio, they previously claimed to be "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." Following the end of [[The Discipline Era]] and the appearance of the [[Boss]], The Commissioner received a promotion to "Chief Executive Officer Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III" in line with the restructuring of [[Internet League Blaseball]] in {{BetaSeason|11}}.
+During the [[New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III]] trial, MacMillan III was incinerated by [[Umpire|Umpire Sunman]] in a tragic accident. MacMillan III was replaced in the role of Commissioner by [[Parker MacMillan IIII]].
-Official ILB records state that the Commissioner's Office is located at the address:
+== The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job. ==
+The Commissioner is doing a great job.
-<code>7777 LAST SHORE</code>
-<code>77777 South Dakota</code>
-<code>United States of America</code>
-Concerningly, there is no state named South Dakota that exists within the ULSA. There is no South Dakota.
-The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, [[Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn]] describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED UNDER THE CLIPBOARD OF THE COMMISSIONER AND THE EYES OF..."
-A few chastised scholars say that the current Commissioner is a interim intern, standing in while the the true Commissioner is on vacation somewhere in Havana, and one day they will return.
-The Prime Gunblade Bat is also rumored to be in the Commissioner's Office in LAST SHORE.
+The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. They live in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ they are DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞
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