Difference between revisions of "Parker MacMillan III"

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The Commissioner (also known as Parker MacMillan III is the presumptive authority of Internet League Blaseball. Very little is known about The Commissioner, though a majority of their fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.

The Commissioner communicates exclusively through their Twitter account. In the bio, they previously claimed to be "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." Following the end of The Discipline Era and the appearance of the Boss, The Commissioner received a promotion to "Chief Executive Officer Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III" in line with the restructuring of Internet League Blaseball in Season 11.

The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job.

The Commissioner is doing a great job.

The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. They live in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ they are DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞

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-{{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}'''The Commissioner''' is the presumptive authority of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. Very little is known about The Commissioner, though a majority of their fans say that The Comimssioner is doing a great job.
+{{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=He/Him|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}'''The Commissioner''' (also known as '''Parker MacMillan III''' is the presumptive authority of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. Very little is known about The Commissioner, though a majority of their fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.
-The Commissioner communicates exclusively through [https://twitter.com/blaseball their Twitter account]. In the bio, they claim they are "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." It is unknown at this time if Parker MacMillan III is the Prime Minister of [[Blaseball]] or something else, or if they will be promoted from intern status.
+The Commissioner communicates exclusively through [https://twitter.com/blaseball their Twitter account]. In the bio, they previously claimed to be "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." Following the end of [[The Discipline Era]] and the appearance of the [[Boss]], The Commissioner received a promotion to "Chief Executive Officer Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III" in line with the restructuring of [[Internet League Blaseball]] in [[Season 11]].
 == The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job. ==