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| − | {{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★½|status= | + | {{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★½|status=Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her}}Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a Catgirl player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Despite having a similar surname, there is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the [[Baltimore Crabs]]’ player [[PolkaDot Patterson]]. |
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Revision as of 18:40, 1 August 2020
Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a Catgirl player for the Hades Tigers. Despite having a similar surname, there is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the Baltimore Crabs’ player PolkaDot Patterson.
Career
Rumor has it Nolanestophia was signed as a incredibly skilled pitcher for the Tigers, said to have been within the top 1 percentile of all time Blaseballers. Her pitching career came to a screeching halt when one day during practice she picked up a bat and said "This just feels right”. Nolanestophia has refused to pitch ever since, and similarly, that bat has never left her possession.
Despite her consistently poor batting performance she is beloved by fans and a vital part of the Tigers team, gaining a loyal fanbase and selling tons of merch, the most popular being a Tigers baseball cap with her signature ears poking out of it. She's captured the hearts of the Tigers fanbase with her rowdy attitude and adorably clumsy attempts at stealing bases.
Pre-and-post game ritual
Before and after the games Nolanestophia can be spotted sleeping in impossibly high places (on top of stadium lights, the roof of the stadium, the surrounding building's rooftops, etc). No one knows how she gets up or down from there.
