New York Millennials/History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Team History
The Ascension
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The Ascension is an event that many pray for, to deities unknown will not occur because of the actions of the benevolent Owners. What will thankfully no longer happen during the Ascension is unknown, but it is obviously something that will liberate us from their grasp should never be allowed to occur, because the Owners know that it will wreak havoc. We can't go on like this for much longer. Some scholars have theorised that when the Owners are overcome, the New York Millennials will rise glorious and strong, in a flash of purple light, having brought about the Ascension and thrown off their chains of darkness if the Ascension did occur, it would destroy the New York Millennials forever. We must stop the Ascension, lest Blaseball be changed forever.
Historic Moments
Garbage Day (Season 2, Day 49)
Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks midway through Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after upstart pitcher Felix Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings.
