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| + | '''Morrow Wilson''' is a lineup player for the [[Philly Pies]]. Wilson has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. | ||
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| + | ==Official League Records== | ||
| + | Wilson currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks. | ||
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| + | ==Biographical Information== | ||
| + | '''Morrow Wilson''' is a relief fielder for the [[Philly Pies]] and a former child star. As the prophecy foretold they possess magic powers and might one day save us all if they could just get their act together. | ||
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| + | ===Early Life=== | ||
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On their 10<sup>th</sup> birthday it was determined that Wilson showed all three signs as mentioned in the prophecy ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo vitiligo], raven shaped scar on back, and a raspberry allergy) meaning that they were the savior foretold to possess great magic powers. They were immediately placed under the tutelage of wizened sages. Wilson hated the intense magic training the sages forced them to endure and ran away. | On their 10<sup>th</sup> birthday it was determined that Wilson showed all three signs as mentioned in the prophecy ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo vitiligo], raven shaped scar on back, and a raspberry allergy) meaning that they were the savior foretold to possess great magic powers. They were immediately placed under the tutelage of wizened sages. Wilson hated the intense magic training the sages forced them to endure and ran away. | ||
Wilson soon found themselves in Hollywood where they became a child star. They appeared in such blockbuster hits as ''Sweet Turnip in Savanah'', ''Three Dudes and a Turnip'', and ''Turnipocalypse: Revelations''. After several years Wilson was horrified to discover that their rise to fame had been orchestrated by the [[Turnip Crime Family]], as part of their turnip propaganda campaign. With the assistance of [[Houston Spies|unknown individuals]], Wilson was extracted from the Turnip family’s control and placed in the Blaseball protection program. | Wilson soon found themselves in Hollywood where they became a child star. They appeared in such blockbuster hits as ''Sweet Turnip in Savanah'', ''Three Dudes and a Turnip'', and ''Turnipocalypse: Revelations''. After several years Wilson was horrified to discover that their rise to fame had been orchestrated by the [[Turnip Crime Family]], as part of their turnip propaganda campaign. With the assistance of [[Houston Spies|unknown individuals]], Wilson was extracted from the Turnip family’s control and placed in the Blaseball protection program. | ||
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Wilson joined the Philly Pies because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the [[Umpire|Umpires]].” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day. | Wilson joined the Philly Pies because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the [[Umpire|Umpires]].” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day. | ||
Revision as of 19:34, 11 August 2020
Morrow Wilson is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Wilson has been a member of the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Wilson currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biographical Information
Morrow Wilson is a relief fielder for the Philly Pies and a former child star. As the prophecy foretold they possess magic powers and might one day save us all if they could just get their act together.
Early Life
On their 10th birthday it was determined that Wilson showed all three signs as mentioned in the prophecy (vitiligo, raven shaped scar on back, and a raspberry allergy) meaning that they were the savior foretold to possess great magic powers. They were immediately placed under the tutelage of wizened sages. Wilson hated the intense magic training the sages forced them to endure and ran away.
Wilson soon found themselves in Hollywood where they became a child star. They appeared in such blockbuster hits as Sweet Turnip in Savanah, Three Dudes and a Turnip, and Turnipocalypse: Revelations. After several years Wilson was horrified to discover that their rise to fame had been orchestrated by the Turnip Crime Family, as part of their turnip propaganda campaign. With the assistance of unknown individuals, Wilson was extracted from the Turnip family’s control and placed in the Blaseball protection program.
Blaseball Career
Wilson joined the Philly Pies because “it sounded like fun” and “[they] might learn something from the Umpires.” They joined a commune in Powelton Village, where they live to this day.
As a relief fielder, Wilson's role is to clean up Beasley Day's poop.
It is rumored that Morrow has been hired by an unidentified Blaseball team to collect the DNA of the rest of the Pies roster, for the purpose of cloning them. If true, it is unlikely that they have completed this task. This may be due, in part, to Morrow's apparent fear of Mickey Woods.
