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Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Mordecai Kingbird at their Rumor Registry.

Appearance

Mordecai Kingbird was a radical catboy with bird wings. Some in Atlantis refer to prin as a sphinx or a griffin...however, the truth is stranger than the rumors. He is a half-siren half-catboy. As a result, he has the ability to lure people with his voice though he often doesn’t use it in this manner. The wings were just a side effect, literally no one knows why prin has wings. He also has scars from Consumer attacks that he shows off to anyone who asks.

Jobs

Kingbird is not only a professional athlete, but is also lead singer of the (slightly terrible) punk band The Kingbirds. The band has been quoted as better than This Is a Tragedy but worse than The Garages. The music of The Kingbirds is at the very least palatable. Pri thinks the Garages are "pretty neat" and is flattered by the comparison.

Kingbird also is a lighthouse keeper. Atlantis doesn’t see any maritime trade, and the lighthouse is a relic of a bygone era. He doesn’t say much about what he does to keep the light shining through the sea at night. He’d rather be promoting his band. As a result, his role in the upkeep of his lighthouse is a mystery. There are rumors as to what that entails, but the lighthouse without fail lights up the sea at night, guiding travelers back to the safety of Atlantis.

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-Mordecai Kingbird is a radical catboy with bird wings. Some in [[Atlantis]] refer to prin as a sphinx or a griffin...however, the truth is stranger than the rumors. He is a half-siren half-catboy. As a result, he has the ability to lure people with his voice though he often doesn’t use it in this manner. The wings were just a side effect, literally no one knows why prin has wings. He also has scars from Consumer attacks that he shows off to anyone who asks.
+Mordecai Kingbird was a radical catboy with bird wings. Some in [[Atlantis]] refer to prin as a sphinx or a griffin...however, the truth is stranger than the rumors. He is a half-siren half-catboy. As a result, he has the ability to lure people with his voice though he often doesn’t use it in this manner. The wings were just a side effect, literally no one knows why prin has wings. He also has scars from Consumer attacks that he shows off to anyone who asks.
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 Kingbird is not only a professional athlete, but is also lead singer of the (slightly terrible) punk band The Kingbirds. The band has been quoted as better than [[This Is a Tragedy]] but worse than [[Seattle Garages|The Garages]]. The music of The Kingbirds is at the very least palatable. {{#choose: | That being said, pri is a very big fan of the Garages and aspires to one day perform with them. However, listening to his music...he still has a long way to go before that dream can become a reality. | Kingbird himself hates the Garages, and if prompted, will go on long rants about how they're all sellouts.
 | Kingbird insists that comparisons to the Garages are unfair, stating that "It's like apples to o'rangers, dude. We're a punk band, not a parking structure."| That being said, Kingbird is a very big fan of the Garages, though pri has reportedly been quite critical of the era where they, according to him, "sung about how sad their murder spree made them."