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This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Moody Cookbook at their Rumor Registry.

When not playing Blaseball, Moody was host of the daytime cooking show The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook. Moody's mouth never moved, but their words were always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness had led many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.

To a casual observer, Moody appeared to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of The Moody Cookbook, although the barcode and ISBN did not correspond to any existing literary database. (Anecdotal reports of varying numbers of limbs, eyes, tentacles, or other bodily features remain unconfirmed.) Focusing too intently on Moody was not recommended by Tigers officials, and had been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassured us that it will be alright if you do.

ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care around recordings of Moody Cookbook while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.

Alternate Reality Decree

It was difficult to ascertain how the Alternate Reality decree affected Moody, as they still appeared to casual observers as a copy of The Moody Cookbook. Moody had stated that they did not notice any differences in their reality since the decree, although they had not been seen cooking any of the vegan recipes they had been observed cooking previously.

Final Recipe

Moody Cookbook's final recipe was Carmelo Plums, a fruitcake that following Moody's incineration became part of the Hades Tigers lineup. A final episode of the show unexpectedly aired after the game, detailing the recipe used.

Several pages from Moody survived the incineration. These pages are currently on display in the Landry Violence Memorial Hall.