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| − | {{Player|team=Hellmouth Sunbeams|pronouns=they/them|species=PA}} | + | {{Player|team=Hellmouth Sunbeams|pronouns=they/them|species=PA|title=|image1=Monsieurbeamn by Loganmaak.jpg|caption1=by [https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1305006161545121792?s=20 @justmako]}} |
| − | Monsieur Bean is personal assistant to Sol, head coach of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. | + | Monsieur Bean is personal assistant to Sol, head coach of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Their forename and correct spelling of their surname were both lost in a [[clerical error]]. |
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| + | == Early life == | ||
| + | Bean claims to have no memory how they were given this position, but are "pretty sure" it was outside their control and very, very important they accept. | ||
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When not at the stadium, Bean works from the last skyrise standing in Hellmouth, on the 14th and only storey. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] issue a citation whenever they're in town, as the office can only be accessed by a disembodied elevator - a clear fire safety violation with no stairs or other means of egress. | When not at the stadium, Bean works from the last skyrise standing in Hellmouth, on the 14th and only storey. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] issue a citation whenever they're in town, as the office can only be accessed by a disembodied elevator - a clear fire safety violation with no stairs or other means of egress. | ||
In spite of everything, they are doing their best. | In spite of everything, they are doing their best. | ||
Revision as of 02:39, 25 September 2020
Monsieur Bean is personal assistant to Sol, head coach of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Their forename and correct spelling of their surname were both lost in a clerical error.
Early life
Bean claims to have no memory how they were given this position, but are "pretty sure" it was outside their control and very, very important they accept.
When not at the stadium, Bean works from the last skyrise standing in Hellmouth, on the 14th and only storey. The Chicago Firefighters issue a citation whenever they're in town, as the office can only be accessed by a disembodied elevator - a clear fire safety violation with no stairs or other means of egress.
In spite of everything, they are doing their best.
