MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate

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MeatCute is the mascot for the San Francisco Lovers.

MeatCute loves you. Its outward appearance as a hyper-realistic human heart might be off-putting to those unfamiliar, but Meatcute is an incredibly wholesome creature which is adored by its team and fans for its love of everyone and everything. MeatCute represents the abstract force of romantic fate, and the power of love.

MeatCute is kept securely contained in its playpen. Feeding MeatCute is strictly forbidden. MeatCute has no need to consume physical matter. There have been no recorded incidents of feedings. If there were to have been a feeding it would "... result in more blood and meat than you can imagine." - Ortiz Lopez.

Ever since the The Grand Unslam there have been reports of duplicate MeatCutes found in and around The PolyHedron.

Lovers staff urges that sightings of any duplicate MeatCute should be reported immediately to the nearest authority.