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== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
Scorpler played for the [[New York Millennials]] in [[Season 1]] and was traded to the Tigers in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] by the Tigers' ''Exile'' [[blessing]] during the [[Season 3]] elections.         
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Scorpler played for the [[New York Millennials]] in [[Season 1]] and was traded to the Tigers in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] by the Tigers' ''Exile'' [[blessing]] during the [[Season 3#Election Resutlts|Season 3 elections]].         
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Scorpler does not have a driver's license, however this has not seemed to stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber.       
 
Scorpler does not have a driver's license, however this has not seemed to stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber.       
  
There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and [[Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.       
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There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and [[Wikipedia:Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.       
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==

Revision as of 04:13, 10 August 2020


Mclaughlin Scorpler is a batter for the Hades Tigers. Mclaughlin has been with the team since the start of Season 4.

Official League Records

Scorpler played for the New York Millennials in Season 1 and was traded to the Tigers in exchange for Alyssa Harrell by the Tigers' Exile blessing during the Season 3 elections.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.

Scorpler does not have a driver's license, however this has not seemed to stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber.

There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and Wikipedia:Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.

Trivia

  • Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"
  • Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
  • Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
  • Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
  • Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
  • Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
  • They are a Scorpio.
  • Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.