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Malik Romayne is a batter for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes them either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask. | Malik Romayne is a batter for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes them either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask. | ||
| − | Before the [[Hellmouth]] opened up under Moab, Mailk ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that had a lot of loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, and no one needed to eat anymore, and all of their ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, xe knew it was time for a change of proffession. Now, Malik seeks inspiration in Blaseball. They have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (and [[Rhys Trombone]] claims that Malik is stealing her signature style when xe have done so | + | Before the [[Hellmouth]] opened up under Moab, Mailk ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that had a lot of loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, and no one needed to eat anymore, and all of their ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, xe knew it was time for a change of proffession. Now, Malik seeks inspiration in Blaseball. They have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (and [[Rhys Trombone]] claims that Malik is stealing her signature style when xe have done so.) |
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Revision as of 01:41, 30 July 2020
Malik Romayne is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes them either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask.
Before the Hellmouth opened up under Moab, Mailk ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that had a lot of loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, and no one needed to eat anymore, and all of their ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, xe knew it was time for a change of proffession. Now, Malik seeks inspiration in Blaseball. They have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (and Rhys Trombone claims that Malik is stealing her signature style when xe have done so.)
