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{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|status=Alive, Intact|rating=½ star|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|nickname=Lewis, Louie, Hatsune Luis|pronouns=They/Them}}
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{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|status=Alive, Intact|rating=½ star|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|nickname=Louie, Hatsune Luis|pronouns=They/Them}}
Luis Acevedo is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] as well as a marimba player for the [[Modal Garages Of Seattle]]. Throughout Luis' careers they have been identified as many other historical Lewises of the Cascadian bioregion, and although the validity of this folklore is in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, these details are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.  
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Luis Acevedo is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] as well as a marimba player for the [[Modal Garages Of Seattle]]. Luis's history is often in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, the details of which are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.
  
  
  
== 18th Century ==
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== 19th Century ==
Although not as well-traveled as fellow (presumably) immortal being and Garages splortsfellow [[Tot Clark]], during this era they were best known for being the "Lewis" in explorer duo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_and_Clark_Expedition Lewis and Clark]. This was the first time Luis's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.
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Fellow Garages splortsfellow [[Tot Clark]]’s stories from this time period start to include Luis, providing evidence Luis may also be an immortal being. Other teammates assume this is when romance between the two of them started, although neither of them reveal too much about their relationship. This is also rumored to be the first time Luis's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.
  
  
  
 
== 20th Century ==
 
== 20th Century ==
"Louie Louie", whose namesake was covered by The Wailers in 1960. Luis was an inspiration here as well during his time in Tacoma selling rhythm & blues records.
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Stories of Luis from this time period indicate that this is when Luis started getting involved the music community in Washington, first by working at a record store selling rhythm & blues records and later playing and making music of his own. Luis's friendliness and support of local music made them quite popular across the Pacific Northwest, and the regional love of "Louie Louie" (covered by Tacoma band The Wailers and made famous by Portland band The Kingsmen) is often linked to their love of Luis.
  
 
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== 21st Century ==
 
== 21st Century ==
During the late 21st Century due to recent ████  &  █████ events Luis's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle the histrionic power, the musicianship, as well as capability of being developed into an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Luis's Soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Luis resides using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Luis is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Luis is considered the first Latinx Vocaloid whose soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.
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Due to ████  &  █████ events in the late 21st century, Luis's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle Luis's musicianship and be capable of developing an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Luis's Soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Luis resides using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Luis is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Luis is considered the first Latinx Vocaloid whose soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.
  
 
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== XXth Century ==
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== On the Seattle Garages ==
 
As a newer player for Seattle Garages, Luis has a ways to go to make a name for themself.
 
As a newer player for Seattle Garages, Luis has a ways to go to make a name for themself.
  

Revision as of 01:58, 6 August 2020

Luis Acevedo is a batter for the Seattle Garages as well as a marimba player for the Modal Garages Of Seattle. Luis's history is often in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, the details of which are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.


19th Century

Fellow Garages splortsfellow Tot Clark’s stories from this time period start to include Luis, providing evidence Luis may also be an immortal being. Other teammates assume this is when romance between the two of them started, although neither of them reveal too much about their relationship. This is also rumored to be the first time Luis's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.


20th Century

Stories of Luis from this time period indicate that this is when Luis started getting involved the music community in Washington, first by working at a record store selling rhythm & blues records and later playing and making music of his own. Luis's friendliness and support of local music made them quite popular across the Pacific Northwest, and the regional love of "Louie Louie" (covered by Tacoma band The Wailers and made famous by Portland band The Kingsmen) is often linked to their love of Luis.


21st Century

Due to ████ & █████ events in the late 21st century, Luis's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle Luis's musicianship and be capable of developing an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Luis's Soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Luis resides using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Luis is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Luis is considered the first Latinx Vocaloid whose soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.


On the Seattle Garages

As a newer player for Seattle Garages, Luis has a ways to go to make a name for themself.


Accomplishments

Soon to come?