List of Places Where Malik Destiny is Banned From

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Malik Destiny is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages. As a catboy adventurer from an alternate dimension, he has frequently been reported to struggle adapting to cultural norms in the immaterial plane. This has not discouraged him from seeking adventure, often to the exhaustion of those around him. In an effort to help reduce friction and potential trouble, a list has been created to track places where Malik Destiny is no longer allowed to go, including the reason that he was banned.


-Pike Place Market: Malik smacked several fish out of the air and tried to eat them without paying. He was also reported to have used his gunblade to stab the famous Monkfish when it startled him by moving after he bent down to look at it. While he claims that it was an act of self defense and that his fur was very poofy from the scare, the management refused to budge on the ban.

-The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café. A general ban against cat people is believed to have originated from Malik having "beef with many of Randall's 'singular' cat."

-The Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Café. Similar reasons to the above: Malik does not get along well with many occupants, including Gloves, Cream Cheese, and Sauteed Onions.