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Leach Ingram is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Ingram has been a pitcher for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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Leach's appearance resembles a humanoid skeletal mass with an excessive amount of teeth in inappropriate places. She is known for her impeccable fashion sense, wrapping her bony appendages in bright colors and extravagant patterns, even when on the blaseball field. Especially notable is her belt, which is comprised of blaseskulls (skulls of blaseballs which have long since passed). Her first name is derived from her terrible spelling and her trademark inability to remember how to spell the word "Lich."

Leach's favored "pitching" strategy is to coat her blaseballs in ectoplasm and throw them directly at the other team's catchers, causing them to recoil in disgust and horror. This method - dubbed by fans as "ghlostbusting" - has a very low success rate, having only proved effective in a singular instance.

It is rumored that Eduardo Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Leach, and that their marriage is one of the immutable laws of the universe.

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-{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★|species=Lich|status=Alive; Intact|image1=[Leach Ingram.png]|pronouns=she/they|husbands=[[Eduardo Ingram]]}}'''Leach Ingram''' is a "pitcher" for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Her appearance resembles a humanoid skeletal mass with an excessive amount of teeth in inappropriate places. She is known for her impeccable fashion sense, wrapping her bony appendages in bright colors and extravagant patterns, even when on the blaseball field. Especially notable is her belt, which is comprised of blaseskulls (skulls of blaseballs which have long since passed). Her first name is derived from her terrible spelling and her trademark inability to remember how to spell the word "Lich."
+{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]| species=Lich | status=Alive | rating=★ | batting=★½ | pitching=★ | baserunning=★★★½ | defense=★★★½ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Acupuncture | coffee=Milk Substitute | blood=Basic | fate=69 | soulscream=XAEXAXAEXAXIAAEOIAAEOIAAAAIAAAAIAEIAAEEIAAEEIOAAXIOAAXIEAIOHEAIOHEAUAOEAUAOEAAOAAIAOAAIAAEAHEAEAHEA |image1=[Leach Ingram.png]|pronouns=she/they|husbands=[[Eduardo Ingram]]}}'''Leach Ingram''' is a pitcher for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Ingram has been a pitcher for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
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+Leach's appearance resembles a humanoid skeletal mass with an excessive amount of teeth in inappropriate places. She is known for her impeccable fashion sense, wrapping her bony appendages in bright colors and extravagant patterns, even when on the blaseball field. Especially notable is her belt, which is comprised of blaseskulls (skulls of blaseballs which have long since passed). Her first name is derived from her terrible spelling and her trademark inability to remember how to spell the word "Lich."
 Leach's favored "pitching" strategy is to coat her blaseballs in ectoplasm and throw them directly at the other team's catchers, causing them to recoil in disgust and horror. This method - dubbed by fans as "ghlostbusting" - has a very low success rate, having only proved effective in a singular instance.