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| − | {{Player|title1=Kennedy Meh|image1=KennedyMeh.jpg|team=San Francisco Lovers|rating=★|position=Batter|pronouns=He/Them|partners=[[Knight Urlacher]], [[Parker Meng]]|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}} | + | {{Player|title1=Kennedy Meh|image1=KennedyMeh.jpg|team=San Francisco Lovers|rating=★|position=Batter|pronouns=He/Them|partners=[[Knight Urlacher]], [[Parker Meng]]|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}}'''Kennedy Meh''' is a batter for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] who replaced [[Miguel Javier]] on Day 11 of Season 3 due to incineration during a game against the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. |
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| + | == Official League Records == | ||
| + | Meh currently has no notable events in the official record books | ||
| + | == History == | ||
| + | {{Community Lore}} | ||
As the heir to the meh.com shopping empire, Kennedy was a happy-go-lucky child without a care in the world. He got straight A's in school and was destined to go to College. Everything changed for him however when he was one day passing behind the bleachers of ''Ye Olde' San Francisco High.'' There, a group of goth kids invited Kennedy to partake of ███'s ███████ and listen to hardcore death metal. Eyewitness accounts claim that the moment Kennedy heard the incoherant screaming of the lead singer, his hair grew 5 inches and instantly became black. From this moment on Kennedy was a goth for life. | As the heir to the meh.com shopping empire, Kennedy was a happy-go-lucky child without a care in the world. He got straight A's in school and was destined to go to College. Everything changed for him however when he was one day passing behind the bleachers of ''Ye Olde' San Francisco High.'' There, a group of goth kids invited Kennedy to partake of ███'s ███████ and listen to hardcore death metal. Eyewitness accounts claim that the moment Kennedy heard the incoherant screaming of the lead singer, his hair grew 5 inches and instantly became black. From this moment on Kennedy was a goth for life. | ||
Revision as of 22:50, 12 August 2020
Kennedy Meh is a batter for the San Francisco Lovers who replaced Miguel Javier on Day 11 of Season 3 due to incineration during a game against the Chicago Firefighters.
Official League Records
Meh currently has no notable events in the official record books
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
As the heir to the meh.com shopping empire, Kennedy was a happy-go-lucky child without a care in the world. He got straight A's in school and was destined to go to College. Everything changed for him however when he was one day passing behind the bleachers of Ye Olde' San Francisco High. There, a group of goth kids invited Kennedy to partake of ███'s ███████ and listen to hardcore death metal. Eyewitness accounts claim that the moment Kennedy heard the incoherant screaming of the lead singer, his hair grew 5 inches and instantly became black. From this moment on Kennedy was a goth for life.
Now in his early thirties, Kennedy is still a goth. The New San Francisco Journal of Medicine details the symptoms of goth are: Apathy, Lethargy and a Penchant for spikes. Despite this, Kennedy still rose to the occasion and now plays Blaseball to support his partner Knight Urlacher, whom he met at a Metal Librarians's Club concert. He tries his best in the name of love but finds novel concepts like 'effort' pointless. Kennedy dreams of restoring his father's honor by stealing woot.com back from Jeff Bezos in some kind of daring cyberpunk heist.
