Kennedy Cena

From Blaseball Wiki

Revision as of 15:27, 11 August 2020 by Clipartman (talk | contribs) (Cleaned up some formatting)

Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the Philly Pies. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity. Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.

The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59. The result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).


Kennedy Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as Kennedy and John are only acquaintances. It is not uncommon for newer fans to wave a hand in front of their face and mockingly say they "can't see" Kennedy, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate Dan Holloway instead. (editor's note: this is no longer the case as Peanut Holloway is very easy to see as of Season 3, due to being filled with peanuts)


Music

Kennedy Cena Walk Up Music (Season 2)