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{{Player|team=Philly Pies|rating=★★½|pronouns=they/them|status=Intact, Alive, Fused}}Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays the field for the [[Philly Pies]]. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity.  Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.   
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{{Player|team=Philly Pies|rating=★★½|pronouns=they/them|status=Intact, Alive, Fused}}Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the [[Philly Pies]]. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity.  Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.   
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Revision as of 22:42, 2 August 2020

Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the Philly Pies. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity. Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.



The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59. The result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).


Kennedy Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as Kennedy and John are only acquaintances. It is not uncommon for a newer fan to wave a hand in front of their face and say they "can't see" Kennedy, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate Dan Holloway instead.