Difference between revisions of "Kennedy Cena"

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Kennedy Cena is is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Cena has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Cena Valenzuela currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

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Biographical Information

Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the Philly Pies. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity. Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.

The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59. The result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).

Kennedy Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as Kennedy and John are only acquaintances. It is not uncommon for newer fans to wave a hand in front of their face and mockingly say they "can't see" Kennedy, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate Dan Holloway instead. (editor's note: this is no longer the case as Peanut Holloway is very easy to see as of Season 3, due to being filled with peanuts)

Gallery

JohnJohn.jpeg

Music

Kennedy Cena Walk Up Music (Season 2)

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-{{Player|team=Philly Pies|rating=★★½|pronouns=they/them|status=Intact, Alive, Fused|favorite_pie=Boston Cream|image1=JohnJohn.jpeg}}'''Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena''' is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the [[Philly Pies]]. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity.  Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.
+{{Player|team=Philly Pies|rating=★★½|batting=★★½|pitching=★★★½|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★★|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Gambling|coffee=Anything|blood=Grass|fate=13|soulscream=IXEIHIXEIHIHXAEIHXAEIHIEAAAIEAAAIEEAOHEEAOHEIOAIIIOAIIIEIIEAEIIEAE|pronouns=they/them|status=Alive|favorite_pie=Boston Cream|image1=JohnJohn.jpeg}}
+'''Kennedy Cena''' is is a lineup player for the [[Philly Pies]]. Cena has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
+==Official League Records==
+Cena Valenzuela currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
+{{Community Lore}}
+==Biographical Information==
+'''Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena''' is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the [[Philly Pies]]. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity.  Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.
 The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59. The result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).
-<br />Kennedy Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as Kennedy and John are only acquaintances.  It is not uncommon for newer fans to wave a hand in front of their face and mockingly say they "can't see" Kennedy, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate [[Dan Holloway]] instead.  (editor's note: this is no longer the case as [[Peanut Holloway]] is very easy to see as of Season 3, due to being filled with peanuts)
+Kennedy Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as Kennedy and John are only acquaintances.  It is not uncommon for newer fans to wave a hand in front of their face and mockingly say they "can't see" Kennedy, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate [[Dan Holloway]] instead.  (editor's note: this is no longer the case as [[Peanut Holloway]] is very easy to see as of Season 3, due to being filled with peanuts)
-<br />
+==Gallery==
+<gallery widths="300">
+JohnJohn.jpeg
+</gallery>
 == Music ==