Kennedy Alstott

Kennedy Alstott was a hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Alstott was incinerated on Season 3, Day 19, and was replaced by Lachlan Shelton.

Official League Records

Kennedy Alstott currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

History

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Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Kennedy continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is two.

They didn't often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.